国外幽默风趣的段子 国外幽默风趣的段子有什么

1、“you say that you love rain, but you open yourumbrella when it rains.you say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when thesun shines. you say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows. this is why i am afraid, when you say that you love me too.” 你说你爱雨,但当细雨飘洒时你却撑开了伞; 你说你爱太阳,但当日当空时你却往荫处躲; 你说你爱风,但当它轻拂时你却紧紧地关上了自己的窗子; 所以当你说你也爱我,我却会为此而烦忧。
2、my feelings for you no words can tell, except for maybe “go to hell.” 我对你的深情无法付诸言语, 除了一句“滚一边去”!
3、my darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: marrying you has screwed up my life 我的心肝,我的挚爱,我美丽的贤妻, 我这辈子就毁在你手里。
4、love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, but i only slept with you cause i was pissed. 爱是上天赐福,爱情多么美好, 可我与你同眠只是因为喝醉。
5、kind, intelligent, loving and hot; this describes everything you are not. 善良、聪慧、多情而性感, 可惜这些你一条都不占。