1、一觉醒来，以为自己长高了，原来是被子盖横了。
when i woke up, i thought i was growing tall. it turned out that the quilt was covered horizontally.
2、昨天不是刚起过床吗？今天怎么又要起床。
didn't you just get up yesterday? how can i get up again today.
3、早起的人那么多，凭什么我是最好看的那个。
there are so many early risers. why am i the best one?
4、大家好，我来表演一个秒醒。早安！
hello everyone, i'll show you a second wake up. good morning!
5、起床是一种能力，懒床是一种技术，我能力有限，技术却很高。
getting up is a kind of ability. staying in bed is a kind of technology. my ability is limited, but my technology is very high.
6、每天醒来，看到自己的美貌，我的一天又充满了力量。
every day when i wake up and see my beauty, my day is full of power.